• one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
  • one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty
  • one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people

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peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

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